All hail our future robot overlords.
this is superwholock level of Edgy Threatening Tirade oh my god
THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME
I laughed too loudly at this
she covered her neck
Riding into battle in the skeleton war like “I’ll be my own goddamn horse thank you very much”
So I was playing Minecraft, and I found this cave behind a waterfall a while ago that every time I went into I would just die. Well I dug far enough into my mine that I actually arrive at a ledge inside same cave, I couldn’t see much other than a different waterfall and a glowy ledge far down below. I put torches up around every where, and decide to take my chances diving into the waterfall. It took me deep down in an alcove lit with lava.
I wanted to explore but I kept hearing zombies everywhere (I’m still new at the game so it freaks me out). I inch my way into the cave, putting more torches up, and I get to a patch full of water from yet another water fall, but this one meets with a lava fall a little further. I’m looking for diamonds so I navigate my way over to the lava and start digging up some iron ore behind it. The from the corner of the screen I see something move, so I turn around, and a pumpkin flies by. I kid you not.
A FRICKEN orange as Halloween pumpkin. I just sort of sit there like “something had to have thrown that” and wait for some sort of monster to come out. But then, the pumpkin comes back. With what looks like scythe, and it flies the other way. Now being a noob still I just ask my friend what it could be. They all kinda respond confused. One actually asks if I’m on something. But the pumpkin comes back again and just stares at me. So I start describing it; “there’s a flying pumpkin with a scythe staying at me”. It moves closer. I just kinda hold my guard waiting for it to attack, but it flies into the lava. Naturally I think that’s it.
But it doesn’t die. It flies right back out again and continues staring at me. Then it moves close enough to “stand” on the ledge I’m on. So I try walking it with my sword. Nothing happens. Nobody takes damage. And it’s still there. So I just watch. It moves around me, it’s item switching between what I relaxed was an enchanted how and a glowing heart-like object. It start finicking with the wall, the it flies off the ledge and upward.
A few seconds later it comes back and throw a block of iron at me, and the it pills out what looks like a little Grey head. It sits floating across from me for a while, the it’s “head” starts changing from the pumpkin to obsidian, to the little Grey head it was holding before and back to the pumpkin. Then it kinda has a tantrum, and starts spinning violently, before switching rapidly between the obsidian and the Grey head. It moves slowly closer, still not hostile. The it spasms again and flies away.
I end up dying because. A creeper sneaks up on me shortly after, but when I go in again later with a friend I start picking up random items and she gets killed my magic even though there were no monsters in the cave. We respawn in my home I immediately take 3 hearts of damage and there’s purple bubbles everywhere around me and my friend’s player but she can’t she then. When I go i
Outside my home the screen goes wavy and after walking around a few steps the screen around my character goes completely black and then fades into white and slowly goes back to normal.
At this point I’m spooped and my other friends think I’m crazy but I took screenshots of nearly everything and showed them. My one friend started telling me about Herobrine, but upon researching it I decided it wasn’t him as it didn’t appear as another player.
I included screenshots but like I am really freaked out.
If anyone knows what the hell this could be, message me or something. None of knows what happened and most of my friends are quite experienced players.
After seeing how upset I was about this and how I thought it was the reason my tablet wasn’t working on servers, my friend fixed my game along with admitting he was responsible for manipulating some things and causing this shenanigans. I was really mad and embarrassed…
This is what happens when you prank the newbie *sighs*
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
why does this make me feel mad
Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.
i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE
I had my email and Pokemon trainer account all set up but no demo code for me, it seems :(
They’re still going out. My friends just got there’s. Don’t worry. It’s coming!